These Fourth of July riddles and jokes for kids are perfect for spicing up your Fourth of July get together to get kids, families, and friends laughing together!
Riddles and jokes are an ideal way to get kids and families laughing while helping to get our brains thinking at the same time.
To get you started, we compiled a list of some great Fourth of July riddles and jokes for kids.
There are lots of fun ways to use these riddles and jokes for the Fourth of July! Here are just a few:
- Share your favorites at your Fourth of July picnic with friends and family.
- Write your favorites on placements or table decorations to continue the conversation while eating.
- Send your family and friends on a scavenger hunt with a riddle or joke at each stop along the way.
However you decide to use these Fourth of July jokes and riddles, we hope you’ll have fun!
Fourth of July Riddles and Jokes for Kids
Q: What do ducks love about the Fourth of July?
A: Fire-quackers.
Q: What beverage do you drink on July 4th?
A: Liber-tea.
Q: What song never stops playing on the Fourth of July?
A: Stars and Stripes Forever.
Q: What did the ghost say on the Fourth of July?
A: Red, white, and boo!
Q: Which is the smartest state in America?
A: Alabama. It has four A’s and one B.
Q: What did the tourists say when they left the Statue of Liberty?
A: Keep in torch.
Q: How do pandas stay cool on Independence Day?
A: They use bear conditioning.
Q: Which letter is the coolest on the Fourth of July?
A: Iced T.
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: On paper.
Q: What’s the best snack to eat on the Fourth of July?
A: Fire-crackers.
Q: What bugs will show up at your Fourth of July picnic?
A: Independ-ants.
Q: Why should you put sunscreen on bananas at your Fourth of July picnic?
A: They peel when they get a sunburn.
Q: What’s red, white, black, and blue?
A: Uncle Sam after a boxing match.
Q: Who has to work on the Fourth of July?
A: Fire works.
Q: Should Uncle Sam be worried about the fireworks display exam?
A: No, he passed with flying colors.
Q: Why did Uncle Sam get to arrange the town’s fireworks show?
A: Because he has a real flare for it.
Q: How was the Fourth of July picnic?
A: The hot dogs were OK, but the brats were the wurst.
Q: What did one firecracker say to the other?
A: My pop’s bigger than your pop.
Q: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
A: Tea-shirts.
Q: What’s Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?
A: Fire Cracker Jacks.
Q: True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia?
A: False. It was written in ink.
Q: Why did the corn on the cob go to the Fourth of July parade?
A: Because it heard there would be a-maize-ing floats.
Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand for freedom?
A: Because she can’t sit.
Q: Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon?
A: It needed to trim its bangs.
Q: What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A: Uncle Sam holding a watermelon.
Q: What’s the difference between George Washington and a duck?
A: One has his face on a bill, the other has a bill on his face.
Q: What’s a snowman called on the Fourth of July?
A: A puddle.
Q: Why did the firework become a teacher?
A: Because it wanted to “spark” curiosity in students.
Q: What are the most patriotic flowers?
A: Yankee Doodle Dandylions.
Q: What’s the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
A: Flag football.
Q: What do you serve with cheese on Independence Day?
A: Fire crackers.
Q: What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework?
A: Dino-myte.
Q: Why did the hot dog go to the Fourth of July party?
A: Because it heard it was buns of fun.
Q: What happens if something goes wrong with the Fourth of July celebration at Mount Rushmore?
A: I don’t know, but it will be a monumental disaster.
Q: What’s a firecracker’s favorite treat?
A: A pop-sicle.
Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: The indepen-dance.
Q: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
A: The infan-tree.
Q: What did King George think of the American colonists?
A: He thought they were revolting.
Q: Do they have a 4th of July in England?
A: Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
Q: What does everyone eat while watching fireworks on the Fourth of July?
A: Pop-corn.
Q: Where is the capital in Washington D.C.?
A: There is one at the beginning and two at the end.
Q: What do dads like to eat on the Fourth of July?
A: Pop-sicles.
Q: Where did George Washington get his axe?
A: At the chopping mall.
Q: Which flag is the most highly rated?
A: The American flag. It has 50 stars.
Q: Which Founding Father is a dog’s favorite?
A: Bone Franklin.
Q: What do you eat on July 5th?
A: Independence Day-old macaroni.
Q: How did the Boston colonists’ dogs protest against England?
A: The Boston flea party.
Q: Why did the fireworks cry?
A: Because they were afraid of the big bang.
Q: What do you call a really good drawing by an American child?
A: A Yankee doodle dandy.
Q: Have you heard about the angry firecracker?
A: He was so mad he exploded.
Q: What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?
A: Hi pop.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
A: Yeah, it cracked me up.
Q: Which state likes jokes the most?
A: Punn-sylvania.
Q: How’s the firework business this time of year?
A: It’s booming. Sales are skyrocketing.
Q: What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
A: You stole my thunder.
Q: Why were the first Americans like ants?
A: They lived in colonies.
Q: What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
A: The Fodder of our country.
Q: Why should you research fireworks before purchasing them?
A: To get the most bang for your buck.
Q: What did the firecracker shout on the Fourth of July?
A: Red, white, and boom.
Q: What do you get when you cross a patriot with a curly-haired dog?
A: A Yankee poodle.
Q: Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?
A: Because he couldn’t lie.
Q: What did the American flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What does a patriot use on his dry skin?
A: Revo-lotion.
Q: What quacks, has a bill, and shouldn’t be trusted?
A: Beneduck Arnold.
Q: Who loves singing “Oh say, can you see?”
A: An optometrist.
Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
Q: What was the craziest Revolutionary War Battle?
A: The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
Q: What rock group has four members who just stay still and never sing?
A: Mount Rushmore.
Q: What is large, cracked, and transports your luggage?
A: The Liberty Bellhop.
Q: What gives birds certain inalienable rights?
A: The Ducklaration of Independence.
Q: What rooster signed the Declaration of Independence first?
A: John Hancock-a-doodle-doo.
Q: What did Luke Skywalker say on the Fourth of July?
A: May the fourth be with you!
Q: What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?
A: The star-spangled banner.
Q: Why aren’t there any knock-knock jokes about the U.S.A.?
A: Because freedom rings.
Q: Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan Who?
A: Tarzan stripes forever.
Q: Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
A: Canoe join us for the Fourth of July picnic?
Q: Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
A: Olive the Fourth of July.
Q: Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
A: Abby Fourth of July.
Q: Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
A: Gladys the Fourth of July.
Q: Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
A: Noah good place to watch the fireworks?
Q: Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
A: Bacon a cake for America’s birthday.
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