Riddles and jokes are a perfect way to get kids laughing while also getting their brains thinking at the same time.
To get you started, we’ve compiled a list of some great – and funny! – Mother’s Day jokes and riddles for kids.
There are lots of fun ways to use these riddles and jokes for Mother’s Day. One of our favorite uses is to create a Mother’s Day card or two using the riddles and jokes by writing the question on the front of the card and placing the punchline inside.
Start with paper in Mom’s favorite colors and add decorations with markers or attach sprinkles and glitter with a glue stick. Mom will love the personalized touch.
However you decide to use them, we hope you’ll have fun!
Mother’s Day Jokes and Riddles for Kids
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet Mommy sleep in for Mother’s Day.
Q: Why did mommy’s gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?
A: It was chocoLATE!
Q: What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost?
A: I want my mummy!
Q: What’s the best thing a new mom can get for Mother’s Day?
A: A long nap!
Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It’s time to go to sweep!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, Mommy!
Q: Why did the kids give their mom a blanket for Mother’s Day?
A: Because they thought she was the coolest mom!
Q: Why do sons love Mother’s Day so much?
A: Because it’s always on son day (Sunday)!
Q: What makes more noise than a child jumping on mommy’s bed on Mother’s Day morning?
A: Two children jumping on mommy’s bed!
Q: Why is it show hard to shop Mother’s Day sales?
A: Because mothers are priceless!
Q: What did the mommy cat say when her kittens brought her warm milk on Mother’s Day?
A: This is purrrrrfect!
Q: What did the mother rope say to her child?
A: Don’t be knotty!
Q: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
A: Please catch up!
Q: Why is a computer so smart?
A: It listens to its motherboard!
Q: What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?
A: Mums!
Q: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
A: She heard he grew another foot!
Q: What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?
A: Her-she’s Kisses!
Q: What do you call a small mom?
A: Minimum!
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his mom was in a jam!
Q: A mother has 6 girls and each of them has a brother. How many children are there?
A: 7. Each girl has the same brother.
Q: If Teresa’s daughter is my daughter’s mother, what am I to Teresa?
A: Her daughter.
Do you have any other Mother’s Day jokes or riddles to share with us? Leave a comment below and see if you can make us giggle!
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Laura is a former high school English teacher turned avid deal shopper following the birth of her first child. Now she’s a work-from-home mom of six which keeps her plenty busy! On the off chance she gets some free time you’ll find her with her nose in a book, spending time with family and friends, or enjoying a hot cup of coffee.
Kristie D. says
Those are cute!! I especially liked Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry? A: Because his mom was in a jam! I sent my mom flowers for Mother’s Day and I hope they are great!!!