St. Patrick’s Day Jokes and Riddles for Kids

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St. Patrick’s Day is all about the Irish, the color green, leprechauns and shamrocks. To add to the celebration, we have some cute and funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes and riddles for kids!

St. Patricks Day Riddles

St. Patrick’s Day Jokes and Riddles

Question: What do you get when you combine a four-leaf-clover with poison ivy?
Answer: A rash of good luck!

Question: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Answer: A sham-rock!

Question: Why do leprechauns enjoy recycling?
Answer: Because they like to go green!

Question: What happens when you do an Irish dance at McDonald’s?
Answer: You become a Shamrock Shake!

Question: What type of bow can’t be tied?
Answer: A rainbow!

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Question: What genre of music do leprechauns like to listen to?
Answer: Shamrock ‘n’ roll!

Question: Why do most people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Answer: Because you can’t wear real rocks…they are too heavy!

Question: Why is St. Patrick’s Day a frog’s favorite holiday?
Answer: Because they wear green all the time!

Question: Where will you always find gold?
Answer: In the dictionary!

Question: What is a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
Answer: Lucky Charms, of course!

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Question: What does Ireland have more of than anywhere else?
Answer: Irishmen!

Question: What baseball position do leprechauns play?
Answer: Shortstop!

Question: Why do you never want to iron a four-leaf-clover?
Answer: Because you don’t want to press your luck!

Question: What is Irish and sits on the back porch?
Answer: Paddy O’Furniture!

Question: What kind of coin did the leprechaun put in the vending machine?
Answer: A lepre-coin!

Leprechaun Jokes

Question: What did the leprechauns use to get to the moon?
Answer: A sham-rocket!

Question: Why is it impossible to ask a leprechaun to borrow money?
Answer: They are always a little short!

Question: How can you tell when an Irish person is in a good mood?
Answer: They are Dublin over with laughter!

Question: What would happen if you crossed St. Patrick’s Day with Christmas?
Answer: You would get St. O’Claus!

Question: Why did the leprechaun get the job as a secretary?
Answer: They were good at shorthand!

Question: What did the leprechaun use to get to the pot of gold before the Irishman?
Answer: A shortcut!

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  1. bernie wallace says:

    My nephew loves holiday themed jokes. Thanks for sharing. I am going to print this out and give it to him.

  2. I love everyone of these jokes. I’m a fan of cheesy jokes.

  3. shelly peterson says:

    These are great! Thanks for sharing!

  4. I thought the rainbow joke was pretty clever. Honestly as an adult I wouldn’t know the joke’s answer.

  5. That is to cute my son and niece will love this!! I cant wait to share it with them.

  6. Shakeia Rieux says:

    I like the jokes and the word search. I will be printing out the word search for me and my nieces.

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