Riddles and jokes are an ideal way to get kids laughing while helping to get their brains thinking at the same time. To get you started, we compiled a list of some great Valentine’s Day riddles and jokes for kids.
There are lots of fun ways to use these riddles and jokes for Valentine’s Day – put them in a card, drop them in your kids’ lunchboxes, or have your children create their own Valentines using some of these riddles and jokes.
However you decide to use them, we hope you’ll have fun!
Valentine’s Day Riddles and Jokes for Kids
Q: Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pin cushion.
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
Q: What did the light bulb say to his valentine?
A: I wuv you watts and watts!
Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep?
A: I love ewe!
Q: Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?
Q: What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
A: An onion ring.
Q: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Q: What did the bat say to his valentine?
A: You’re fun to hang around with!
Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A valentiny.
Q: What did the chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hugs and quiches.
Q: What did one oar say to the other oar?
A: How about a little row-mance?
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
Q: What did the octopus say to his valentine?
A: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
Q: Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?
A: Because they’ve got hearts.
Q: What Valentine’s Day candy is only for girls?
A: HER-SHE’s Kisses.
Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Q: What did the circle say to the triangle on Valentine’s Day?
A: I think you’re acute.
Q: Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Because they’re scent-imental.
Q: What flowers are kissable?
Q: Did you hear about the man who promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day?
A: He took her to a baseball park.
Do you have any other Valentine’s Day jokes or riddles to share with us? Leave a comment below and see if you can make us giggle!
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