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Valentine’s Day Riddles and Jokes for Kids

Published by Laura W on January 31, 2020 | Updated March 3, 2023 | 11 Comments

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Valentines Day Jokes and Riddles
VALENTINE'S DAY RIDDLES AND JOKES FOR KIDS
Valentines Day Riddles and Jokes

These Valentine’s Day riddles and jokes for kids are an ideal way to get children laughing while helping to get their brains thinking at the same time.

Valentine Riddles and Jokes for Kids

There are SO MANY fun things about Valentine’s Day! The cards, the treats, the cute red, white and pink decorations… the list goes on! 

Holiday riddles and jokes are an ideal way to get kids laughing while helping to get their brains thinking at the same time. To get you started, we compiled a list of some great Valentine’s Day riddles and jokes for kids.

There are lots of fun ways to use these riddles and jokes for Valentine’s Day – put them in a card, drop them in your kids’ lunchboxes, or have your children create their own Valentines using some of these riddles and jokes.

However you decide to use them, we hope you’ll have fun!

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Valentine’s Day Riddles and Jokes for Kids

Q: Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pin cushion.

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.

Q: What did the light bulb say to his valentine?
A: I wuv you watts and watts!

Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep?
A: I love ewe!

Valentines Day Riddles and Jokes

Q: Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cupid.

Q: What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
A: An onion ring.

Q: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Q: What did the bat say to his valentine?
A: You’re fun to hang around with!

boy and girl exchanging valentines gifts

Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A valentiny.

Q: What did the chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hugs and quiches.

Q: What did one oar say to the other oar?
A: How about a little row-mance?

Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.

decorated heart with bow

Q: What did the octopus say to his valentine?
A: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!

Q: Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?
A: Because they’ve got hearts.

Q: What Valentine’s Day candy is only for girls?
A: HER-SHE’s Kisses.

bags of valentines candy

Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What did the circle say to the triangle on Valentine’s Day?
A: I think you’re acute.

Q: Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Because they’re scent-imental.

Q: What flowers are kissable?
A: Tulips.

Q: Did you hear about the man who promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day?
A: He took her to a baseball park.

Do you have any other Valentine’s Day jokes or riddles to share with us? Leave a comment below and see if you can make us giggle!

Valentines Day Jokes and Riddles

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  1. Donna says

    February 6, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    These are so cute! My grandchildren will really enjoy them. Thanks!

    Reply
  2. Laura says

    February 6, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    These are such cute jokes!

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  3. Janet W. says

    February 8, 2019 at 5:27 am

    These are so cute! Perfect to include one a day in my grandson’s lunchbox leading up to Valentine’s Day!

    Reply
  4. Amy D says

    February 8, 2019 at 7:42 am

    Thank you for this! My 3 year old daughter wont go to bed unless I tell her a handful of silly jokes. It’s part of our bedtime routine. These are great for Valentine’s Day!

    Reply
  5. LeAnn Harbert says

    February 11, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    These are great. I’m going to give them to my granddaughter to use.

    Reply
  6. Marisela Zuniga says

    February 13, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    These are cute jokes

    Reply
  7. shelly peterson says

    March 2, 2019 at 11:13 am

    These are really cute.

    Reply
  8. John Smith says

    May 26, 2019 at 7:58 am

    That magnet joke: definitely a winner!

    Reply
  9. anomonas person says

    February 9, 2021 at 1:06 pm

    I use this for asinments in virtulal classroom and i love them!!!

    Reply
  10. Mady says

    February 12, 2021 at 10:29 am

    Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I broke my arm in several different places! Doctor: Well then don’t go to those places!

    Reply
  11. Amy D says

    February 7, 2023 at 1:48 pm

    These are super cute! I can’t wait to share them with my daughters! They love riddles!

    Reply

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