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Autumn Riddles and Jokes for Kids

Published by Chrysa on September 5, 2020 | Updated December 9, 2022 | 15 Comments

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These Autumn Riddles and Jokes for Kids about fall leaves, pumpkins, scarecrows and more will keep your kids laughing and thinking!

Autumn Riddles and Jokes for Kids

Riddles and jokes are an ideal way to get kids laughing while helping to get their brains thinking at the same time. To get you started, we compiled a list of some great autumn riddles and jokes for kids.

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There are lots of fun ways to use these riddles and jokes during the fall season. One of our favorite uses is to create fall greeting cards using the riddles by writing the question on the front of the card and placing the punchline inside.

Start with paper in fall colors and add decorations with markers or attach fall leaves with a glue stick.

However you decide to use them, we hope you’ll have fun! Be sure to also check out our big lists of Halloween Riddles and Jokes for Kids and Thanksgiving Riddles and Jokes for Kids!

autumn riddles and jokes for kids

Autumn Riddles and Jokes for Kids

Q: How do you fix a flat pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: How does an elephant get out of a tree?
A: It sits on a leaf and waits until autumn.

 

Q: You’re a bus driver on a fall leaf tour. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s eyes?
A: The same as yours, you’re the bus driver.

Q: There is a bush, a pine tree and an oak tree and it is the fall season. If the wind is blowing towards the west, which way does the leaves on the pine tree fall?
A: A pine tree doesn’t have leaves.

Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber

Q: If there are three apples and you took away two, how many do YOU have?
A: Two, because YOU took two.

Scarecrow

Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was out-standing in his field.

Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries

Q: Who helps the small pumpkins cross the street at school?
A: The crossing gourds.

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Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it is too far for them to walk.

Do you have any other autumn jokes or riddles to share with us? Leave a comment below and see if you can make us giggle!


Autumn Riddles and Jokes for Kids

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  1. Katie Miller says

    September 20, 2018 at 5:51 pm

    What a cute idea. Nice for a grandparents card ?my grandpa loves jokes and riddles.

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  2. Christina Gould says

    September 25, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    I love clean jokes that are safe for kids. This book looks like a great gift for the autumn. Thanks for posting!

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  3. shelly peterson says

    October 12, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    What cute jokes and riddles. Thanks for sharing.

    Reply
  4. Kelly A Stilwell says

    October 18, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    This is adorable! It reminds me of sharing jokes with my kids when they were little!

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  5. Cathi Crismon says

    October 18, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Oh my gosh!
    I just read these to my grandkids and they LOVED it!!
    Everyone needs a good laugh in their life every single day.
    Thanks so much!

    Reply
  6. Dana Rodriguez says

    October 19, 2018 at 10:29 am

    Thanks so much! I love the idea of making cards with these!

    Reply
  7. Brandy says

    October 29, 2018 at 10:26 am

    Ha! My kids will totally think I’m a nerd saying these, but I totally am going to. I don’t care if they’re 16, 12 and 10 now. They appreciate my weirdness, and I appreciate you giving me some riddles and jokes for kids 😉

    Reply
  8. sarah says

    October 30, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    Haha, I’m so showing my kids these ones tonight! I know my younger ones will love them. The best one is fixing a flat pumpkin with a pumpkin patch, I LOL’d.

    Reply
  9. Angela Ricardo Bethea says

    October 31, 2018 at 5:44 am

    I love the elephant joke lol. It’s so hilarious! I’m gonna show this to my husband lol!

    Reply
  10. Sandy Klocinski says

    October 10, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    What an awesome idea! Looks like a fantastic gift. Who couldn’t use a good laugh?

    Reply
  11. Marisela Zuniga says

    October 14, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    These are cute jokes! Thank you for sharing

    Reply
  12. John Smith says

    October 15, 2019 at 9:31 am

    “A pumpkin patch”! That’s a good one! I’ll have to tell that to my friends!

    Reply
  13. Colleen Debs says

    November 15, 2021 at 12:44 pm

    My grandchildren would get a kick out of these!

    Reply
  14. Colleen Debs says

    November 19, 2021 at 11:48 am

    Haha

    Reply

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