These Winter Riddles and Jokes for Kids about snow, cold weather, ice, snowmen and more will keep your kids laughing and thinking!
I don’t know a kid that doesn’t love to laugh! Riddles and jokes are a great way to tickle a child’s funny bone while also working their brain a little. To get you started, we’ve compiled a list of some fun winter riddles and jokes for kids.
Need some ideas on how to use these riddles and jokes for winter? You could include a note with your kids’ packed lunches, or share a joke or riddle during dinnertime for some family laughs. Maybe create a fun scavenger hunt around the house with small treats or clues that lead to a surprise!
Teachers, consider using these winter riddles and jokes as a morning icebreaker, a brain break, or a riddle of the day for students to figure out. Have fun with it!
However you decide to use these chilly and silly riddles and jokes, we hope you’ll have fun!
Winter Riddles and Jokes for Kids
Q: The more you play with me, the smaller I get. What am I?
A: A snowball!
Q: Why do snowmen like to smile?
A: Because they love chilling out!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
A: Snow!
Q: Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers?
A: Because they’re a little ice-solated!
Q: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
A: Snow and tell!
Q: What is the term for an elderly snowman?
A: Water!
Q: Which is faster, hot or cold?
A: Hot. You can catch a cold pretty easily!
Q: Where do seals go to see movies?
A: The dive-in!
Q: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
A: Lost!
Q: I’m white and fluffy, but I’m not a pillow. I cover the ground, but I’m not a blanket. What am I?
A: Snow!
Q: How did the snowglobe feel after hearing a scary story?
A: A bit shaken up!
Q: What did the snowman say after losing its arm?
A: “I’m never playing fetch again!”
Q: Where did the snowmen go dancing?
A: The Snowball!
Q: How do polar bears make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow!
Q: What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A: A slush puppy!
Q: What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole?
A: A polaroid!
Q: What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
A: “Freeze!”
Q: Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?
A: He was picking his nose!
Q: What do mountains wear to stay warm?
A: Ice caps!
Q: I have a neck but no head. I wear a cap but feel no cold. What am I?
A: A bottle!
Q: I am not alive, but I can grow. I don’t have lungs, but I need air. I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
A: Fire!
Q: What did the icy road say to the car?
A: “Want to go for a spin?”
Q: What bites but doesn’t have teeth?
A: Frost!
Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: By icicle!
Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?
A: “You hang around while I go on ahead!”
Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite game?
A: Freeze tag!
Q: I am light as a feather, yet you cannot hold me for five minutes. You may see me, but your hands will never capture me. What am I?
A: Breath!
Q: Why did the hot cocoa file a police report?
A: Because it got mugged!
Q: When does winter begin?
A: When autumn leaves!
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Icebergers!
Winter Limericks for Kids
⛸ Slippery Ice ⛸
A girl tried to skate on the ice,
But wobbled around once or twice.
She slipped with a spin,
And fell with a grin,
Then said, “That was actually nice!”
☕ Cozy Cocoa ☕
A snowstorm was starting to blow,
So inside we all had to go.
With cocoa so sweet,
And blankets so neat,
We warmed up while watching the snow!
🐧 Penguin Parade 🐧
A penguin slid down with a glide,
His friends all came down for the ride.
They slipped and they spun,
It looked like such fun,
That I wished I was there by their side!
What are YOUR favorite winter riddles or jokes?
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