Easter Riddles and Jokes for Kids

Riddles and jokes are an ideal way to get kids laughing while helping to get their brains thinking at the same time. To get you started, we compiled a list of some great Easter riddles and jokes for kids.

There are lots of fun ways to use these riddles and jokes for Easter – put them inside Easter eggs for a funny candy alternative, drop them in your kids’ lunchboxes, or have your children create their own Easter cards to send to friends and family using some of these riddles and jokes.

However you decide to use them, we hope you’ll have fun!

Easter Riddles and Jokes for Kids

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A: From an egg plant.

What Am I?
I’m colorful but I’m not a rainbow
I’m hunted for but I’m not an animal
I sometimes contain chocolate but I’m not an advent calendar
I have a shell but I’m not a crab
I’m sometimes painted but I’m not hung on a wall
I’m left by a bunny but I’m not the remains of a carrot

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By HAREplanes.

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal?
A: Because it has four rabbit’s feet.

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q: What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
A: Put an “i” where the “t” is.

Q: Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A: A sock hop.

Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A: One made of chocolate!

Q: How do you catch a rabbit?
A: Make a noise like a carrot.

Q: What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a crazy Easter Bunny?
A: One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tickle an Easter egg?
A: Because it might crack up!

Q: What day of the week does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-day.

Q: When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: How does Easter end?
A: With an R!

Q: What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans.

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they’ve just finished a March.

Q: What does the Easter Bunny say when it burps?
A: “Eggs-cuse me!”

Q: Why can’t eggs be comedians?
A: They’d crack each other up.

Q: What happens if you get married on Easter?
A: You live hoppily ever after.

Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
A: Basket-ball.

Q: What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
A: Hip hop.

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so grumpy?
A: Because he was having a bad hare day.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: With lots of egg-cercise.

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
A: At IHOP, of course!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A: He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.

Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs mark the spot!

Q: Where do bunnies hang out?
A: The hare salon.

Q: How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
A: With a hare brush and hare spray.

Q: What do you call a group of Easter bunnies marching backward?
A: A receding hare line.

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A: A honey bunny!

Q: Why was the Easter egg hiding?
A: Because it was a little chicken.